A.R.Yngve
The MSTing of
DARC AGES
("Darsch?" "Darque?" How the heck do you pronounce that?)
Book One
(Book One of a trilogy in twelve parts.) ______________
IN THE YEAR 940 AFTER MONRO A DISCOVERY WAS MADE, THAT WOULD SHAKE OUR WAR-TORN, BATTERED EARTH.
(Acme Earthquake pills!)
The trustworthy servants of Lord Bor Damon of Damon City, North Castilia, were searching the ancient Wasteland Ruins at night.
("Making us work all night, all work and no play... he's such a Bor!")
Their lord, a curious man, hoped they would bring his people some valuable discoveries - though many of his peers and subjects feared such excursions might bring the Plague, or the Ones Whose Very Name Brings Disease,
(Tommy Lee and Kid Rock!)
inside the walls of Damon City.
(Capital of Matt Damon.)
To temper such fears, Lord Bor Damon kept these nightly expeditions secret. The time and date of the earth-shaking discovery were recorded by his servants' memory wheels. At exactly 3 hours 47 minutes in the morning of the 8th of March, the servant expedition unearthed the undead corpse of Darc.
(George Romero's "Darc Of the Dead".)
Little did these humble metal figures realize their discovery would alter the course of history...
(Magnesium! The humble metal.)
Excerpt from Librian's "Chronicles" (translated from the original language)
DARC AGES (c)A.R.Yngve 1995, 2000, 2004, 2006. All rights reserved. May not be copied without permission.
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